Well, they've done it again. Over enthusiastic and underbudgeted scientist have birthed yet another monstrous disaster to unleash on an unsuspecting world. In an attempt to harvest the unparralled strenth of spider silk, bio engineers combined arachnid DNA with that of common milking goats. The theory was that the mammary glands of the farm animals would produce mass quantities of the substance which could then be used for any number of useful uses. The possible side effects were grossly unhypothesised and the results were horrific. Extra pairs of legs, extra sets of eyes, pinchers around the mouth, and enlarged abdomens were just some of the more obvious mutations. Other goats were observed to leap distances ten times their body length and still others were reported to scale flat verticle surfaces with ease. How long must this go on? When will these attrocities be put to an end. Not too soon we hope.